For those who have never met himTo all our beloved readers, some of you have requested more information about that horrible, nasty and generally ill mannered person that continually leaves messages on the blog. Heaven forbid he might even have a fan club. Well here is the latest pic of Hans and yes it's not taken in Oz but in Switzerland where he was banished too - many hundreds of years ago.
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The defence is resting its case !!!!!!!!
Just found two photos of DA when he was young, YES even he was young a looooooong time ago. Well I send the pics to DA, and I`m sure jf you ask over and over again, he will but the 2 beauties in his blog. One is called "WHO NEEDS BEAUTY SLEEP" and the other one " THE MORNIG AFTER" Its Hollywood quality believe me.
What about those of us unfortunate to have met him. Why should we be afflicted with pictures of the old tramp!!
Besides.... Anybody who has pictures of DA when he was young (and did not get them as an heirloom) is admitting that they are far too old!
I know Bruce that I`m far too old but it has it good sides as well. First I save a lot of money on hair shampoo plus hairdresser. 2. I have once again a sparkling smile, since I can clean my teeth in the dishwasher. The only problem is the cloth. I used to by V shaped shirts, but since my chest moved down quit a bit I need shirts which are narrow on the top and very wide on the bottom. But I`m sure my legs got longer as I cant reach my toe anymore to cut the nails
Hans remember I have the pics from "King of the Mountain" when those dangerous "Bikers" from Melbourne use to invade. Now that is very good blackmail material.
We are all in those photos DA. You can't threaten people with pictures we all know you don't want public either. And Hans, I learned some years back that nobody makes shirts of anything close to our new shapes. The pity for both you and I is that the kaftan went out of fashion. And its not you that is having the provlem with your toenails. The same guy that follows me around is following you. Everytime I need to pick something up I find that the bastard has moved the ground further away.
You know, its not only the shirts, its also the belts that keep my hot pants where they belong. I was sure just a short time ago I had quite a bit to go before it run out in length. And I`m also sure Roli cut it in half just for fun. Tell you, I`m really glad we have a recession, a short time ago a possum was enough for one belt and now they have to slaughter a cow.
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